Necessary Commentary

23 and I still don’t know how to dress myself

If that title doesn’t explain what I’m going to talk about, then I don’t know what will.

Side note: I can think of two reasons why you wouldn’t know what I’m talking about. Firstly, you might not be able to read english. Common mistake, I’ll let it slide. My second guess is that you are blind, you accidently stumbled onto a computer, did your best Ray Charles/Stevie Wonder impression, and somehow ended up on this site. I applaud your endeavor (although you’ll never know)

…It’s getting colder in my neck of the woods and I have one important question. How am I suppose to wear a freaking scarf? Let me clarify, how am I supposed to wear a scarf where it doesn’t look like I’m chocking myself?

Keep in mind I used to sport a starter jacket and sweatpants until, like yesterday. I figure approaching 24 I’d putt on a little more sophistication, and I’m assuming I can start with a black scarf. I just don’t want to look like a hipster or a like I’m trekking through the sahara. So tell me, how am I supposed to wear a scarf?