November 2009
7 posts
The Future
I think a lot of people are interested with the future. Not like “future future”, just ” the future” you know, roughly 50 to a 100 years from today. I’m sure we all have questions as to what that future society will be like… will there be snacks? will people still have belly buttons? will capes finally supplant the hooded sweatshirt? What most concerns me,...
Nov 30th
23 and I still don't know how to dress myself
If that title doesn’t explain what I’m going to talk about, then I don’t know what will. Side note: I can think of two reasons why you wouldn’t know what I’m talking about. Firstly, you might not be able to read english. Common mistake, I’ll let it slide. My second guess is that you are blind, you accidently stumbled onto a computer, did your best Ray...
Nov 24th
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Sunday Mornings > Friday Nights
My god. Can weekends go by any faster? Seriously now, I blinked and that shit was over. Oh well. My favorite part of the weekend is Sunday-F%$&ing-morning. Why? because of brunch. I love brunch and brunch loves me. Eggs/homefries/bacon are three of the greatest things ever to be teamed together. If this sounds like hyperbole, it isn’t, you’re just too retarded to realize that its...
Nov 15th
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“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
– David Sedaris
Nov 15th
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Greater Than
Vermont Travel Brochure > Stephanie Meyer Cereal Nutrition Facts > Dan Brown I lose respect for a person when they tell me they think either Meyer or Brown -God forbid, both- are two of the greatest writers they’ve ever had the pleasure of reading. This clearly says a lot about you as a person. I’m not here to bash what they’ve written, actually, I thought Angel’s...
Nov 14th
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Nov 14th
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The First
Man, I don’t know what I should write about with this first post. I mean this post should probably say something about me, right? What I like. What I don’t like. F#%$ that. So, I’ll just head over to Wikipedia and random article search and talk about the first thing that comes up… Correlation Clustering?…What the F$%&? The last time I saw an actual equation was...
Nov 14th